the final mission
Saturday, September 27, 2008
ok don't panic, don't panic.
24hrs to go before the mission to kuala lumpur.
time for last minute check-outs. everything must be covered. all stones should not be left unturned. zero miss tolerated.
checklist for today
1100hrs
go to the bank in smart black suits, complete with latest design wide black non-see-through rayban and hair gelled neatly. limousine drop-off preferred, right in front of bank main entrance. don't forget the briefcase.
1130hrs
make the withdrawal. few millions dollars should cover the green packets money.
1140hrs
still counting money and arrange them neatly inside the briefcase.
1200hrs
ok the briefcase overflows. stack the remnant notes inside double-layered NTUC plastic bags which i happen to be carrying my carton of soya bean milk for healthy morning snack.
1215hrs
leave the scene. speed through the highways towards the east. make sure not being followed. if there is any helicopter trailing, make use of the new underground KPE tunnel.
1300hrs
expected to be at tampines courts. ok we need to find the item fast and efficient before the clock with big red numbers countdown ticks off. should swarm in with bullet proof SWAT jacket together with other team members. some should drop in from the ceiling using ropes. lights dimmed. let the search begins.
1321hrs
ok cannot find what we seek for. time to just ask the customer service or the electronic section salesman where to find creative 2G mp3 player. my brother in kuala lumpur requested this device and i am not leaving till i get one.
1340hrs
make the exchange deal. this should happened in the big unloading bay with both parties team members watching closely from afar. i give money, they give me the requested gadget. beware of any miscue.
1400hrs
limousine pick-up in front of the building. heads to simei eastpoint for an important appointment.
1430hrs
discussion in the hair salon on the 5th floor. the agent is an undercover hairdresser. i should pretend to do my hair while he surrepticiously whisper further instructions for my mission. do not take any drinks or foods offered as they may be contaminated.
1700hrs
make over complete for the upcoming undercover mission in kuala lumpur and rembau negeri sembilan. this look should go with all new clothes prepared for this event. nothing unmatched that could raise suspicion.
1730hrs
speed through the pan island expressway heading to orphanage house to ermm.. do some good deeds. this act should be left unnoticed. make sure to wipe all the fingerprints clean and most importantly, no paparazzi shot should take place. capture and erase etheir memory if needed.
1830hrs
head back to the home base. final review of kuala lumpur mission plan. make sure all bring-along devices and gadgets are intact in the luggage. get the passport ready.
2100hrs
confirm departure time. communicate with kuala lumpur base about arrival time. this conversation should be brief and quick in case anybody is tapping this conversation and track our locations. remember to use the secret code identification.
end the conversation with,
"SEE YOU SOON FOR HARI RAYA, MUM"
that should cover it.
may the force be with us.
... adie signing off.
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Hope that you will complete your mission. Tie signing off..
September 27, 2008 at 3:48 PM
agent tie,
thank you. so far so good :p
your comment, i appreciate (cakap ala2 yoda)
happy preparing for raya!!
September 27, 2008 at 7:12 PM
hooooooooooo...bertuah lah yer si tie ni...komen dia ko jawab...komen aku ko tak jawabbbb...keji ko edie...uhuks
September 27, 2008 at 9:41 PM
mana komen nyer mana?? :)
September 28, 2008 at 12:40 AM
berangan jd mat bond ehh..
~koyaa..hihi..
September 28, 2008 at 2:43 AM